Wendy talking about Beyonce. — (x)
the lady in the red jacket is like “y’all can’t be serious?”
She is me and I am her
Peep the dude in the back tho. He is me
What about the girl in the back right who stops her friend from clapping.
That’s a good friend right there. Trying to spare her friend from the wrath of the Beyhive as well as preventing her from revealing she suffers from a lot of internalized misogyny.
This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
So daft I had to post
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Okay real talk from someone who’s worked in the fast food industry — NEVER ORDER UNSALTED FRIES IN THE DRIVE-THRU. Every time an order for unsalted fries comes through, we have to make a brand new batch of fries and that takes a long time. We can’t make a new batch of fries in the time it takes you to pull up to the window. If you order unsalted fries in the drive through, you will keep yourself and everyone else in line waiting for at least five minutes and as a result, employees will get in trouble because the line is not moving. Managers won’t care that someone ordered unsalted fries in the drive through and that employees didn’t have time to make fresh fries, they’ll care that the line isn’t moving and they’ll take that out on their employees.
tl;dr IF YOU NEED TO ORDER UNSALTED FRIES BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM FRESH OR CAN’T HANDLE SALT, WALK INSIDE THE BUILDING AND ORDER THEM TO GO. OTHERWISE INNOCENT EMPLOYEES WILL GET IN TROUBLE WITH MANAGEMENT FOR SOMETHING THAT’S NOT THEIR FAULT.