Posted 11 hours ago
lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

(Source: cineraria)

Posted 4 days ago

cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

xwolves:

notalolingmatter:

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

this is why djokovic deserved to win!

aw :3

(Source: karisikcerez)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
gnarniia:

relationship goals

gnarniia:

relationship goals

Posted 1 week ago

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago
fedswatching:

when ya girl wanna go shopping

fedswatching:

when ya girl wanna go shopping

Posted 3 weeks ago
shingekinokyojinheaven:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit” but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once


amateur

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

amateur